Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Funny Mother's Day Quotes


Use these funny mother's day quotes in your mothers day card.These funny mothers quotes will surely get your mom and siblings laughing on Mother's Day.

1. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller

2. "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
~ Oscar Wilde

3. "A mother who is really a mother is never free." ~ Honore de Balzac

4. "I married your mother because I wanted children,imagine my disappointment when you came along." ~ Groucho Marx

5. "A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after."
~ Peter De Vries

6. "Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." ~ Aristotle

7. "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

Sweater is a garment worn by child when his mother is feeling chilly.

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